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Me:
*scrolling across tumblr**minding my own business*
9 year old sister:
*slowly creeps beside me*
sister:
*stares at me*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
What do you want?
sister:
*slowly holds up 2 bananas like horns on her head*
Me:
Me:
Me:
sister:
I am Loki. Kneel, sissy
Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
but I’ve dedicated my entire blog to you out of my deep, untouchable longing for your undying love and attention because you haunt my thoughts and dreams day in and day out with your cataclysmic perfection and beauty and i have fallen recklessly under your spell, leaving me sexually frustrated; burning to ravage you senseless the moment i see you
so, call me maybe